-This is Neil. I’m now on annual leave and won’t back in the office until January 4th.-No. No. I’ve got to go. I’ve got to go.-Oh, I know. I’ll drop you off on the way.-What?-All right. We need a plan B.-Hello, Hertfordshire Police.-Oh, hello. Yes. I rang earlier about a baby, that was left behind […]
-Hello. My name is Trevor Bingley.-Right.-I’v got a baby left at a school play.-And you’ve still got this baby?-Yes, And the thing is, I need to leave in sort of 45 minutes. Um, so I was really hoping that someone might be able to come around and pick it up before then.-Okay. Uh, well, look. […]
-The baby-Yes. It turned out that June didn’t bring her baby to school, so the baby that was left at the back door that we put in the manger must have belonged to someone else, and whoever that was hasn’t come back to pick it up yet, so I …-Trevor! I’m sorry, I’m in the […]
-What are you doing here? Where’s your mom? let’s go and find her, shall we? Okay. Here we go. Right. Parents’ directory. There we go. June Harbinson. Right. Okay. Don’t worry, we’ll soon get you home.-Hello! You’ve reached June. I can’t come to the phone right now, but you know what to do.-Hello, June? It’s […]
-Can somebody get the back door, please? Trevor?-Mary Perfect. Wise Man One. Perfect.-Excuse me, Diana. I didn’t see June, But there was a baby.-Well, don’t just stand there, Trevor. Put it in the manger.-Here we go. Are you ready? There we are. Hello you.-Trevor.-Tonight, we tell a story, old and true, of a baby named […]
-Oh Trevor. Could I have a word?-Um…-Thank you so much.-Trevor?-Oh…-Ah! Diana.-I hear you’ve had a bit of a coup on the Baby Jesus front.-Oh, yes. I think you know June, Jennifer’s mom? She’s going to be dropping off her eight-month-old before curtain-up. A real baby in our manager for the first time. We’re all very […]
-Hi, Maddy. It’s Dad here. Sorry, I’ve never left a voice note, so I hope this works. -Morning, Trevor. Big day. -Morning. Morning. Um, anyway, I just wanted to say that I hope you have a wonderful time in Barbados. Gosh. What a treat. But I’d love to have a quick word before you go, […]
-Oh, Jess. Hang on. Okay, I’m outside. -Outside? What are you doing outside, Trevor? It’s freezing. -Well, it’s just the reception. It’s a bit patchy around here, I’m afraid. But it’s a lovely place, Jess. When you and Maddy come over, I’ll show you the village. ‘Cause I’ve got the this wonderful… -That’s actually why […]
-Jess! Maddy and I are ready to put the star on the tree! Are you ready? -Trevor, I hope you haven’t dressed Maddy in that ridiculous cosume you bought. -Oh! -Are you ready, Maddy? Put the star… -Go on -… on the tree -Yeah! -Yay! Hay-hay-hay! -Okay, Maddy. Can you reach? Oh. Here let me […]